Saturday, December 7th 2019

Faux-gue: Like Vogue, but….. Worse

Raymond Matthews Opinions Editor AirPods: This accessory is the perfect way to distinguish yourself from those wired plebeians and those unfortunate *insert disgusted, bourgeoisie glare*...

Sporting an Opinion

Alec Killoran Features Editor Recently, Chris Culliver of the San Francisco 49ers expressed negative sentiment toward the LGBT community in an interview. The National Football League...

The Facebook Funeral: Crowdsourced Mourning

Alec Killoran Staff Writer People die, but Facebook profiles do not. A convincingly crafted electronic representation of every Facebook user remains. This page has no agency—it...

Tap into Tarot for Lessons in Life

Raymond Matthews Opinions Editor A quick guide to tarot: When selecting a card, it’s best not to overthink it. Just pick whichever card resonates with you...

The Academy Has Their Work Cut Out For Them This Year

Coleman Gray Staff Writer As Oscar night approaches, and the biggest movies, actors, and directors--and the rest of the world--prepare to celebrate the best of the...

US Loses Sight of World from Shuttered Windows of Capitol

Giuseppe Ricapito IV Beat Reporter While I pored through the morass of information regarding the government shutdown, “egg-on-the-face moment” was a frequent term used in reference...

A Distasteful Deviant’s Guide To “Good Taste”

Raymond Matthews Opinions Editor Back in the day when I took my first elementary school field trip to an art museum and wandered through the halls,...

“Gifted Kids”: The Deception of Perfection

Sofia Lyon Staff Writer Indisputably, there is an epidemic amongst both millenials and Gen Z kids of depression and other mental health issues. We can attribute...