Monday, June 17th 2019

Saturday Night D.P. Sustenance: Jesus Burgers

What would Jesus Eat?

An Inconvenient Truth: The Caloric Value of Alcohol by Jillian Brown

According to the Princeton Review's 2007 edition of The Best 361 Colleges, a sample of 115,000 ranked UCSB as the number one party school...

UCSB’s Student Mental Health Crisis by Megan Barnes

UCSB has experienced an increase in suicide attempts and in students seeking counseling this year. During winter quarter, Counseling Services saw a significant rise...

Disability Access: A Constant Headache by Melissa Nilles

As many prospective freshmen look for a campus to suit their individual needs this spring, they take into consideration all of the great aspects...

Would You Like Music With Your Coffee? by Danielle Shoshani

It's Friday afternoon, and you're looking for a good place to unwind and hang out with your friends. Decision time: Java Jones, or Sam's...

Safe Sex is Good Sex by Jay Aguilera

Beginning a sexual relationship in college is a difficult balancing game. On one hand, there's that exhilarating feeling of freedom and wild debauchery that...

Student Spending: A Guide to Frugality by Ani Babayan

At the beginning of this week, I had $100 cash for two weeks’ spending. This obviously does not include my $650.00 monthly rent and...

Girls Who Date Guys Who Date Pushovers by Jay Aguilera

Why do girls like jerks? The age-old question nice guys have been asking for years has finally turned full circle. In a time when...

In The Land of The Small, Medium, and Large by Claire Wei

 January 3, 2009. I’m on BART en route to San Francisco, and in comes a pair of girls. Ten minutes later, they are causing...

December Damage Control: The Non-Diet Way by Kelsey Leland

Alas, break is over, and 2009 is here. As we get back into the swing of things, hassling with schedule changes, fighting over scarce...