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Thursday, July 16th 2020

Faux-gue: Like Vogue, but….. Worse

Raymond Matthews Opinions Editor AirPods: This accessory is the perfect way to distinguish yourself from those wired plebeians and those unfortunate *insert disgusted, bourgeoisie glare*...

Local UCSB Student is Unaware of Quarantine

Daniel KuContributing Writer Due to circumstances completely unrelated to COVID-19, local UC Santa Barbara freshman Bob Smith has been...

👌OK Zoomer: On Adjusting to Online Instruction at UCSB

Alice SymingtonContributing Writer “CAN YOU HEAR ME,” cries my muted professor.